High School Never Ends Lyrics By Bowling For Soup

Four years you think for sure
That’s all you’ve got to endure
All the total dicks
All the stuck up chicks
So superficial, so immature
Then when you graduate
You take a look around and you say HEY WAIT
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over
Aw that’s just great

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who‘s having sex,
Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
High school never ends

Check out the popular kids
You’ll never guess what Jessica did
How did Mary Kate lose all that weight
And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom’s straight
And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Doesn’t matter if you’re sixteen or thirty-five

Reese Witherspoon,
She’s the prom queen
Bill Gates,
Captain of the chess team
Jack Black, the clown
Brad Pitt, the quarterback
I’ve seen it all before
I want my money back

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who’s the best dressed and who’s having sex,
Who’s in the clubs and who’s on the drugs,
Who’s throwing up before they digest
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friends
And you’re still listen to the same shit you did back then
High school never ends

High school never ends

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who‘s having sex,
Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And I still don’t have the right look
And I still have the same three friends
And I’m pretty much the same as I was back then
High school never ends

High school never ends

High school never ends

Here we go again

Love Sick Stomach Ache (sugar Coated Accident) Lyrics By Bowling For Soup

I woke up today.
That was my first mistake.
Woulda been better off
In the middle of a dream
I was havin' bout a brighter day.
Yesterday, I gave my heart away.
By the middle of the day,
You could search for a sucker
and buy it now on ebay.

[CHORUS 1]
Hold your head up and face the day.
Seems like everybody's got a way
to say "I'm doing OK."
I'm OK as long as you're happy-
Without me.
Without my hand- to hold.
Without my jacket- to keep you warm when you're cold.
Oh yeah you're cold.
Popsicle lovin, pie crusts,
Promises, ice cream kisses
That I'm really gonna miss you.
Smithsonian, peppermint,
Sugar coated accident, empty locker, cavity,
And now we're just history.
And this is all I ever wnated.
I can take the heartbreak.
Can I get something for my lovesick stomache ache?
I threw up today.
I kinda sorta prayed
To go back in time and rewrite these lines
But I'll settle for a Bloody Mary.
"What's that?" you say.
You say you're not so OK.
Looin down from the top of a 30-foot drop.
That's exactly what you wanted.

[CHORUS 2]
Hold your head up and face the day.
Seems like yesterday you got your way.
But I am doing OK.
What's that you say?
You say you're not really happy without me.
Without my hand- to hold.
Without my jacket
To keep you warm when you're cold.
This is all I ever wnated.
I can take the heartbreak.
Can I get something for my lovesick stomacheache?
And this is much more than I needed.
(Can I have some Ginger Ale?)
I feel the agony of the defeated.
(Tell her she can go to hell.)
And if you really wanna make me feel better
Just don't let her take the sweater
I was wearin when I met her
Cause I know she's gonna say it was hers.
But it's mine. That shit is mine.

Popsicle lovin, pie crusts,
Promises, ice cream kisses
That I'm really gonna miss you.
Smithsonian, peppermint,
Sugar coated accident, empty locker,
Cavity, and now we're just history. [x3]

Thirteen Lyrics By Bowling For Soup

Pinch my arm because I'm dreamin'
Better get me out of here
Once again my head is screamin'
Gotta get her off my mind

She's stayin'
And I'm prayin'
That she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around
She's stayin'
Complaining
Cause she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around

Suddenly I've got this feeling
I can't stop it anymore
Wake me again I'm dreamin'
Gotta get this off my mind

She's stayin'
And I'm prayin'
That she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around
She's stayin'
Complaining
Cause she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around

Pinch my arm because I'm dreamin'
Better get me out of here
Once again my head is screamin'
Gotta get her off my mind

She's stayin'
And I'm prayin'
That she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around
She's stayin'
Complaining
Cause she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around

London Lyrics By Bowling For Soup

I hate you
The things you do
I love you
The things you do

And we've got things so confused
I feel neglected and abused
Man, you've got me so confused
Cause I'm so caught up in you

So I I've got London on my mind
Did you cry another time?
I've got London on my mind
Did you look so satisfied?

I hate you
The things you do
I love you
The things you do

And we've got things so confused
I feel neglected and abused
Man, you've got me so confused
Cause I'm so caught up in you

So I I've got London on my mind
Did you cry another time?
I've got London on my mind
Did you look so satisfied?

I hate you
The things you do
I love you
The things you do

And we've got things so confused
I feel neglected and abused
Man, you've got me so confused
Cause I'm so caught up in you

So I I've got London on my mind
Did you cry another time?
I've got London on my mind
Did you look so satisfied?

Scope Lyrics By Bowling For Soup

I don’t know
when it all began to simmer down. Suddenly I don’t
want you around
And I’m sitting here
I’m drowning in the worries and the fear
And now I wish it wasn’t quite as clear.

Cause I am starting to forget now
It disappears so fast
I am waiting for “the Question” to be asked.
And if you saw me now
you’d not be disappointed
somehow I’ve gotten to a point
and I’m not ever coming back
my minds made up I’m staying for as long as it has taken

(to get)
Close to you, I wanna get, Close to you and
I need more time, (I wanna get)
Close to you, I just want, Close to you and
I’m not sure why!

Sometimes I
I get up in the morning so surprised.
It takes me some time to realize
Lately I,
Have really wished that you were still around.
Here to pick me up off of the ground.

2113 Lyrics By Bowling For Soup

Had to kiss you one more time
so i followed you home
And i almost lost you at the light
i've seen you a couple of times
But i had no idea
that you would be mine tonight

I was to meet another girl
but she didn't show
And you asked if i was alone, oh
The night came to an end
I had to kiss you one more time
so i followed you home, oh

I'm just a boy, i'm on the side
Yeah believe me i don't mind
I'm just a boy, not quite your type
That don't matter much tonight

Yeah you asked if you could call
but you didn't write it down
So i thought that we were through
And when you said "hello"
I could not believe
that i got a call from you

It's lik candy in a bag
you can put it on a shelf
It's there when you need a taste, oh
Sweetness makes you weak
Don't eat it everyday
Just don't let it go to waste, yeah

I'm just a boy, i'm on the side
Yeah believe me i don't mind
I'm just a boy, not quite your type
That don't matter much tonight

I'm not sure where i stand
You call me when you want me
And i'll take you out again, yeah
Hear ya got another guy
I guess it makes you happy
Call me a special friend

I'm just a boy, i'm on the side
Yeah believe me i don't mind
I'm just a boy, not quite your type
That don't matter much tonight

I'm just a boy, i'm on the side
Yeah believe me i don't mind
I'm just a boy, not quite your type
That don't matter much tonight
tonight, tonight...

Live It Up Lyrics By Bowling For Soup

Me, I never had a clue.
But now me, I've got you.
Me and you've got something that has long been overdue.
I hope you hang around, and baby, we'll get down.
We'll get down and boogie, and we're gonna paint the town.

So honey take my hand.
Could I please have this dance...
I'm all in...
I'm gonna live it up... Right now.
Everybody give it up... Right now.

You know it's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long,
Since I've felt this way.
It's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long
I guess I've never felt this way...

You, such a dream come true.
To me a dream is you.
I love to watch you laugh and sing like only you can do.
So won't you hold my hand,
And save me your last dance...
I'm all in...

We're gonna live it up... Right now.
Everybody give it up... Right now.

You know it's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long,
Since I've felt this way.
It's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long
I guess I've never felt this way...

And I'll be your happy ever after, you'll be mine.
And now my whole world's brighter with you here by my side...

Everybody live it up... Right now.
Everybody give it up... Right now. (Let's live it up right now...)
Everybody live it up... Right now. (Let's live it up right now...)
Everybody give it up... Right now. (Let's live it up...)

You know it's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long,
Since I've felt this way.
It's been too long
It's been too long,
Too long
Since I've felt this way
Since I've felt this way
I guess I've never felt this way.

99 Biker Friends Lyrics By Bowling For Soup

Such a big man, such a little chick.
I think it all goes back to your tiny
Pick- up truck in the driveway,
With a sticker on the window
"Rest in Peace Number 3".
Tell all your friends
How you put her in her place.
7 pounds of makeup
Just to hide her beat up face.
Such a pretty face.

[CHORUS]
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
She's wearing shades
Behind the tinted glass.
And I've got 99 biker friends
That wanna kick your ass.

Tell her that you're sorry.
Blame it on the beer.
Your dad was mean to you.
Your friends think you're an asshole
And I do too.
Over compensatin' for your small shoes.
Takin her away, but you won't say when.
Hold her in your arms,
Tell her this won't happen again.
When will this end? Well

[CHORUS]

I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
With his trusty nun-chucks
Chuck Norris is still alive,
So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger,
All the dudes from "Danger, Danger".
Let's get the A-Team,
50 Cent with his bling-bling,
And a couple of prison guards.

[CHORUS]

Start runnin' now.
We're gonna kick your ass!

Running From Your Dad Lyrics By Bowling For Soup

Remember the summer time we were swinging
On the front porch out in the rain
It was Sunday you were all dressed up again
Then we made out under the window pain

[Chorus]
And I can still see your dad
Running after me with a shovel in his hand
I don't remember much after that
La la la la, la la la la, Oh oh oh oh...
La la la la, la la la la, Oh oh oh oh...

Remember on Christmas Eve you were crying
I guess you didn't really like the gifts
Porno DVDs and see thru under wear
I should have saved all that for your sis

[Chorus]

So I guess I'll just run away, run away, run away
He's starting to catch up
Run away, run away
I think I might throw up
Run away, run away

[Chorus]

Scaring Myself Lyrics By Bowling For Soup

She slams the front door
Cuz she knows that I can't stand it
Gives me the finger
Cuz she knows I'm wrapped around it.
She calls me sweetheart
Cuz she knows it makes me weak.
She stepped in dog pooh
And I'm still kissing her feet.

Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?

[Chorus:]
She took more than she gave to me
I gave my love, I got an STD
And if she comes home,
I hope that she'll marry me.
I want to tell her that it's over now
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself
I think that my girlfriend
Is bad for my mental health
And now I'm scaring myself.

The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it.
That's why she always insists that I go on it
She told my friends that I need therapy
I need a self-help group or a lobotomy

Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?

[Chorus]

I'm waking up
I'm getting out.

[Chorus]